Well, guys…hopefully you’ve read my first post about my date from hell. Hopefully you’ve sent the link out to some friends, spread the word. While I surprised even myself with a date within the first month, I realized all I know is how to be southern and how to drink, really. My tagline, “Live from New York, it’s Fraturday Night” should represent both my need to extend college and to do it all here in the biggest, brightest city in the world. All the juicy goodness from this big apple will leak to the pages of this blog and hopefully some humor into your lives. If I do my job.
A little bit about me and why I’m blogging about my life. I’m 22, work in television here in New York City and think I have a story to tell. Not because I’m particularly interesting or excessively cool but because I think it needs to be said. Everyone’s read/worshippedTucker Max, listening to him bash “chick lit.” Hey, I don’t like chick lit either. For all I care, burn those trash books like “The Time Traveller’s Wife” and hand over Chelsea Handler’s “My Horizontal Life” and a stout drink. Or hell, I’d prefer a beer. So there. Times are a’changin. And I’ll gladly hop on that train and ride it. No pun intended.
I may wander into my college stories but I’ll try to focus on life here in New York. Celebs. Drunkeness. Humor. And hopefully if you’re lucky (but especially if I am), some boys. If they follow my track record, they should have two very important qualities: play football and have the vocabularly of a 4th grader. Beyond that, just icing on the cake.
Wish me luck and watch me play. Oh yeah, and work too. Stay frat.
This is great writing and really funny! You are very chelsea handler-like! Read them all and love them! I am staying tuned!
Where’s the option for boxed wine? I am not voting on any poll of this sort that does not include boxed wine as an option.
p.s. Chelsea Handler went to my high school.
I love chick lit…I am offended, but I can drink more than you haha. I miss watching you do this interesting suff. We don’t have nearly enough stuff to laugh at. I love you : )